soon you will see some posters around a/u, they function as a public service warning for packs of angry chihuahua's that are roaming the campus.

these animals are dangerous. However they fear miller chapel for some strange / spiritual reason. Thus we [5 stones] are providing the chapel as a refuge / sanctuary.

they like to attack between the hours of 10:30am and noon on sundays.

and no...your dorm isn't safe.

before they complete thier revolution...and the coming concentration camps and cultural revolution. Join with us as the last refuge of safety.