Thursday, June 28, 2007
I made it here alive! [comatose in many ways, but alive]
After driving some 20 hours through hurricanes, tornadoes, monsoons...me and more importantly...the bike are now in Ashland.
I am staying at a super-secret brethren hostile for advanced spirituality. The people here are teaching me how to meditate, levitate, and con people out of money...you know...typical pastoral skills. They plug me into a MATRIX like machine every night and I wake up more skilled and holier than ever.
I hope tomorrow to learn how to call down hellfire and brimstone, move mountains, walk on water, and a few other tricks of the trade. [if I hit your house with any of this stuff I'm sorry, please forgive me as I am a novice]
Plus the foods great, and the brethren dali-lama and his wife are great company.
Talk later. Must work on sermon, and wander about town and pray.
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Welcome, Dave! Glad to hear you made it safely. Rest well brother.
call me when you fight morpheus!
just in case you end up needing to find a restaurant.. drop by our sister site:
http://theresthisplace.com/show_places/OH/Ashland
So, you really are doing this, eh? Hopefully we will see you around ...
Walking in the ways of the brethren dali lama and eating his wife's food. . . .your future will be very interesting to watch!!
boy...you are tired! welcome!!!!
WELCOME !!!!!! ummmmm can we borrow your trailer tomorrow? I know a great insurance guy if you need one.
Welcome to Ashland. I am glad you made it here safe. Enjoy going around Ashland
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